Very busy professional couple. Looking for soft swing first then...? We keep a low profile by necessity. Not into FFF (Find-Fuck-Forget) situations. No serious hang-ups, hangnails or hangovers. No hang gliders either. Everyone says they don't like drama but sex can be extremely dramatic... Do you suppose they mean it differently? Very clean health conscious NON smokers. We are HWP for those who like acronyms. She will have an occasional glass or two of wine. DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY READ THESE? We are both shy about some things. We do not have a sexual bucket list. We like to read. Perhaps a little vicarious in nature but who isn't ? Too many hobbies mostly outdoors we but don't exclude indoor fun. Limited on travel by the nature of our occupations. He is on a (self imposed) no-fly list. We are not pushy, crude , nor mean. We are very friendly, like humor & comedy shows. If you have no sense of humor (ran into this in the past) we are not your type. NOT looking for bi men or single men. Read that again, please. Attention: University of Sidney (and all other creepy organizations): We do not want to be a part of any survey, study, research or any other non-commissioned activity by any institution, college, government, individual. If you are one of the aforementioned Leave us alone!

My Ideal Person Please Notice: We have really enjoyed meeting a few people in the lifestyle the past. We are understand the difference in tastes from mild to wild.
At this point we are really most interested in developing a "friends with benefits" relationship with those who are, like us and content with the tame end of that spectrum. If your interests are more on the wild side...you might want to pass us by...we will probably be far too tame for you.
A couple who is relaxed, non-pushy and likes outdoor activities as well as indoor.
Like friendship first and not looking to set any records.
If you are in a hurry or into "F*^*>ing" your way across the country, please skip us.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
It involves two bowls of spaghetti, an inner tube, three
ducks, a waterslide, classical music, Benny Hill, a Jeep
and a parachute...You figure it out!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
To be determined, Situational enjoyment

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Responsiveness

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Nope.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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