So let's not beat around the bush here. Dear ladies. GET A FRIGGIN' CLUE!! How many of you are just completely Bass Akwards?? The contradiction on 95% of all of your profiles is astounding. First of all, let's remember where we are. So many times I see, "Just because it's a sex site, doesn't mean that's what I'm looking for." Here's a test for you. Log-Off, and take a trip to your local McDonalds and order a Large Pepperoni Pizza. 2nd, you are very animate about being respected, and that you're a woman, and that you deserve to be treated in a polite manner. However; after guys read your profile, they then have the ability to see 30 pictures with your tits hanging out, sucking on a guys junk, and treating your dildo like a jackhammer. There are clearly other alternatives in the Internet dating game, and they are much effective in finding that "relationship" that you've been longing for. You don't like games?? Well why don't you just paint the kettle black for god's sake?? I know why I'm on this site, and don't ever mince words when explaining why I am. Quit trying to sell Disney Cartoons in the Adult Video section.

My Ideal Person Someone who's fingers aren't stuck to the darn keyboard.