Yeah, I'm a dick... No, really. Y'know, a prick, a Peter, a Johnson, a schlong...a cock. Of course, the guy I'm attached to (literally) is the one typing this. You might say I'm dick-tating. Ahem, so anyway... He's been on this site before, and hasn't had a whole lot of luck, so I thought I'd give him a hand...'cause he's tired of giving me hand, if ya know what I mean! Besides being attached to me, he's married...it's a long story (aren't they all?) If that's a problem for you, we understand, and hope you find what you're looking for. Otherwise, as for us, well, we'd like to find me...and him...a friend. He's looking for good company, good conversation, good laughs, and, if it works out, great sex! Me? Well, I think you can probably guess what I am looking for! But you can imagine that it gets old wih only two nuts and an asshole for company. He's tall, with a dad bod, not too hard on the eyes, with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. Me, I'm above average in length and girth, and have received my fair share of compliments over the years. So, if any of this sounds interesting or intriguing to you, drop us a line. We'd love to hear from you!